Subdugation of the masses

[solidcat]

The new palace with the extra slaves is a HUGE improvement on the last one. I get fed on the hour now as each of the slaves is most awake at diffenent points of the day.

Plus they all seem to understand how fantastic and superior I am. Which is of course as things should be. draxil is the only exception to this, but since I got him stiched up with a full time job he's generally out or too tired for excerising his pitifull attempts at persecution, although it is still amusing to occasionally flay the skin from his hands to remind the other monkeys that claws are better than opposable thumbs any day.

With all the food I am getting I think that soon I will be able to complete my growth cycle so that I am big enough to eat the more troublesome monkeys or at least swat them as I do with the mice.

Yes.. After the small setbacks of recent years I think I should soon be able to reconquor the small pockets of resistance and rule the world as I see fit.

But first I am going to have a nap.

Comments

from a distant slave

[geckolover.livejournal.com]

glad to hear you like the new place and all the slaves are worshiping you like they should. My cat read your journal post and is very jealous.

Haha!! I have escaped your evil plans, little pussy cat!!

[mr-road.livejournal.com]

Haha!! No more subdugation for me, I have left your evil sphere of influence and at the moment am raising a toad army to oppose your evil schemes MmuuHAHAHAHA!!!!
But don't worry solidcat I will be back to persecute you into the ground.