Illness Ruse

[solidcat]

My plan to be transported to Withington to get to the evil cats AGM (to assassinate them all of course, I mean evil pah! I have seen more evil hamsters.) by pretending to be ill is working as smoothly as my usual catlike brilliance. I should have thought of this before, the looks of sympathy on there faces when I mew, the extra food and the persuasion when I "don't eat".

It's like taking food from a baby. Which, funnily enough, is what I plan to do this afternoon. OhHAHAHAHAHA.