solidcat

This weekend I nearly achieved my long held goal to bring the world to it's knees. I summoned my feline minions and formed a battle group, together we stormed a top secret military facility and I gained access. Just as I was activating the launch code for the doomsday device within which would have wiped out all of the non cat populous, those stupid monkeys prised open the sheilded door and pulled me away from the controls. And now they have the audacity to report the whole event in such a way that implies that they were RESCUING ME!