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[solidcat]

Greetings minions. How is your meagre existance today?

I am spending some time in my summer retreat with once of my most co-operative slaves the countessfenrig. She is worthy and will only be slightly killed when my glorious plans to take over the world are complete.

Hang on a moment. I am every so slightly not completely stuffed with food..

Ahhh, that's better. Very efficent service. Perhaps the countess should be cloned and then I could have one in each palace.

Comments

[ailehtac03.livejournal.com]

Slightly killed? How would that work?

[mr-road.livejournal.com]

well, you would be mauled and beaten into submission, then used as a play-thing/slave or minion to aid in the rest of solidcat's evil world dominating plans.
or something like that...

[draxil.livejournal.com]

Reading my cats journal isn't to be advised. He's really quite evil ya'know?

[ailehtac03.livejournal.com]

*smiles* Kitties are never evil. They're too cute to be evil.