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solidcat ([personal profile] solidcat) wrote2003-09-09 11:11 am

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Why can't humans be more like mice?

Obviously I don't want humans to be *exactly* like mice, imagine ruling over that many mice? The squeaking would be unbearable. But still I think humans have a lot to learn from mice.

At the very least humans should be one tenth of my size. Then we would see who was boss.. Mind you I am the boss anyway. But still, that's my new project, make humans one tenth of my size... So I need to shrink all the humans... Or, I could grow to ultra-giant-cat mode. Hmmmm....

A word to the wise

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