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Greetings minions. How is your meagre existance today?

I am spending some time in my summer retreat with once of my most co-operative slaves the countessfenrig. She is worthy and will only be slightly killed when my glorious plans to take over the world are complete.

Hang on a moment. I am every so slightly not completely stuffed with food..

Ahhh, that's better. Very efficent service. Perhaps the countess should be cloned and then I could have one in each palace.