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Subjugation Of The Masses
Apr. 26th, 2003 06:14 pmWell. I am now 2 years old. Did anyone remember my birthday?! Did they hairballs.
Still, my world domination plans are progressing well. My pawn, the monkey king, seems to be doing well in securing me the middle east. A cat of my choosing is as we speak being airlifted to the Gulf, to form the new government. Answerable to my capital in Manchester of course.
I fear the humans are considering moving again. I really shouldn't indulge them in their little interests. I should have had them death squaded ages ago really. But, well it's so much effort. Perhaps it's time to get replacements though.. I'll send the order, later. I am very sleepy. I have been away for at least an hour.. Yawn. Yes, after the nap. Although I need them to open the tin of food.. Tomorrow then?
Still, my world domination plans are progressing well. My pawn, the monkey king, seems to be doing well in securing me the middle east. A cat of my choosing is as we speak being airlifted to the Gulf, to form the new government. Answerable to my capital in Manchester of course.
I fear the humans are considering moving again. I really shouldn't indulge them in their little interests. I should have had them death squaded ages ago really. But, well it's so much effort. Perhaps it's time to get replacements though.. I'll send the order, later. I am very sleepy. I have been away for at least an hour.. Yawn. Yes, after the nap. Although I need them to open the tin of food.. Tomorrow then?
