Revised Execution List

draxil has just earned his place back at the top of the list... I tell you I am seriously considering blowing some of my world domination fund on having his assassinated! This morning not only did he regard his need to stay in bed as more important than my need for food, he then got up put some music on and MADE ME DANCE!! They allllllll know how much I hate being made to dance and they STILL do it!! Whats is this? Am I some kind of comedy figure to them?!?!? Still they will all pay when I rule the world I will do than make them dance!!! I will lock them out all night and totally refuse to fit a human flap. I will forget to feed them and I will leave their litter tray to become a feted pit of filth, and THEN, THEN I WILL MAKE THEM DANCE!!! BASTARDS BASTARDS BASTARDS! THE WORLD SHALL SOON ME IN MY CLAW!! VICTORY SHALL YET BE MINE AND THEN WE WILL SEE WHO IS FUCKING DANCING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!